Note to Reader: If you are the squeamish type don't read this post. Look at the label TMI Just lettin' ya know.
I have Mt. Saint Helen developing on my chin. You would think that since I am entering my mid 30's this would stop. Oh no! It probably has to do with all the fertility hormone raging through my body. Nevertheless I have a mountain on my chin.
This mountain isn't like your typical blemish. It is huge, deep, and painful. I get these from time to time. You can't just leave it alone, let it come to a head, and drain. It must be hot packed, poked, and have massive pressure applied. If I am lucky the top(or side) will blow with a giant splat onto the mirror. Yes, I call this lucky the pain and pressure will finally be relieved. If I am not lucky there will be a dozen small pin pricks and a bright red tumor on the face. I have a feeling I'll be unlucky this time. Of course. I am hosting a baby shower for my sister Saturday. Won't it be great for dozens of people to see it? Fun stuff.
Monday, February 01, 2010
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Do you name all of your zits after volcanoes? Vesuvius? Kilauea? Llullaillaco? Take pictures and make yourself a zit scrapbook.
I could help you with that. Zit volcanoes would make an awesome Christmas card too...
Just throwing it out there for you. 'Cause I care and stuff.
That Rabid is a clever one. I was in the news the other day that folk like to use bag balk, you know the stuff for utters, on zits. It was quite interesting. Not that I am suggesting this just saying...
Maybe it could be the center piece for the shower since your sister will be having something exploding out of her nether-regions that will be fluid filled....
Huh! You are describing what I experienced in college. Cept' I wasn't taking whore mones.
Rabid, I have always given them all the same name. You are on to something though. This could be fun.
Lars, I missed that news report will check it out.
Aubrey, yes this is something I should have experienced years ago.
Crap, I meant "It was in the news" Not I. Go me. Here is the link. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100131/ap_on_re_us/us_bag_balm
I can't type or spell obviously...forgive me. For a smart girl I do stupid really well. REALLY. WELL.
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