For those of you who know what rabidrunner looks like, beware if you see her at the store. For the rest of you who aren't sure, best of luck I hope you never run into her at the grocery store.
Why am I adding this warning to my blog? The reason for this is because I have experienced her rabidness first hand while at a visit to the local supermarket. She is extremely dangerous with a shopping cart. I witnessed her run one man to the edge of the aisle and force him to wreck into the thing-a-majig that is used to display the batteries, nearly knocking it over. Shortly after that I observe her decide to gander at something in the freezer display. Instead of setting her cart politely next to her, she pushes it off into the middle of the aisle leaving a trap for other shoppers who might unexpectedly round the corner and slam into it. Fortunately this time all others in the store were spared any further accidents. I felt like I was a witness to operation shock and awe.
So, please remember, if you see her pull into the shopping center you have been warned. Avoid her or better yet return later to complete your shopping experience in saftey!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
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Did the Rabid know you were spying on her at the grocery store?
In my defense, it should be noted that the Winder asked, ME, MOI, to drive that night. Hmmm... trusts me with the car but not the shopping cart. I could have more serious faults (and do of course).
You know, I just got off the phone with you. You had been yacking (as in puke) for roughly 24 hours. You said you were bored. Maybe you could channel some of that energy into a new post? Just a thot.
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