Rabid Shopper

For those of you who know what rabidrunner looks like, beware if you see her at the store. For the rest of you who aren't sure, best of luck I hope you never run into her at the grocery store.

Why am I adding this warning to my blog? The reason for this is because I have experienced her rabidness first hand while at a visit to the local supermarket. She is extremely dangerous with a shopping cart. I witnessed her run one man to the edge of the aisle and force him to wreck into the thing-a-majig that is used to display the batteries, nearly knocking it over. Shortly after that I observe her decide to gander at something in the freezer display. Instead of setting her cart politely next to her, she pushes it off into the middle of the aisle leaving a trap for other shoppers who might unexpectedly round the corner and slam into it. Fortunately this time all others in the store were spared any further accidents. I felt like I was a witness to operation shock and awe.

So, please remember, if you see her pull into the shopping center you have been warned. Avoid her or better yet return later to complete your shopping experience in saftey!

Check Out The Goods

So, if you read rabidrunner you know that the Yahoo growing inside of me is a boy! I figured I would take this chance to show everyone his male parts before he can be embarrassed by my actions.

To the right of the photo is his hind end. Look directly to the left and there is the package. Above the words It's A Boy you are seeing a leg. Hopefully this makes sense.

I have also included a photo of the Yahoo's profile.